Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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