I wish i was in the wii world.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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