scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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