he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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