Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
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