i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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