these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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