doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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