She is in my trunk
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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