Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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