how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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