That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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