Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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