ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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