so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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