I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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