a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
