Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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