After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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