At least make sure they are 18
Why
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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