How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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