Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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