if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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