I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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