As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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