I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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