im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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