So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Come on in and take your pants off
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