:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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