Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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