Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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