I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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