I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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