i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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