4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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