I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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