Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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