I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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