weddingsv make me drug and hornr
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I am naked and annoyed.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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