I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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