I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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