If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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