so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
