Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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