I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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