you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
