is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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