i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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