it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
You did what with his pubic hair?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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