The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just found puke in my bra..
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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