David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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